Nonsense spilled out onto the internet by a boy from nowhere, filled with daily happenstance and plain imagination.
There will sometimes be gay porn, so just a head's up for you.
Kayden’s first time experiencing rain (x)
Janelle Monáe and Kimbra
SET ME ON FIRE
My two (two!) pieces for the "Magical Girl Heroines: Sailor Moon and Sailor Senshi"gallery show, happening THIS SATURDAY (that’s tomorrow!) at Q-Pop in lovely downtown Los Angeles! The art i’ve already seen for this show looks AMAZING and i’m super pumped to be part of it along with many talented pals and talented potential-future-pals.
A heckler threw her shoe at Hillary Clinton during her talk in Vegas.
Joslyn Fox and her favorite accessory.
HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS?
Is this real? How has no one clocked her for it?
She wears so many accessories that instead of it being a standout piece it just meshes with all the other pieces on her.
godmother eartha knows
I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn."
STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS